GIRAFFE IN A BALLOON. By Jojoba Mansell

What's that up there?

Beyond that tree!

That thing up floating high,

am I crazy or do you see!

Is it a bird perhaps a plane?

Here it comes over the beck.

 What could it be 

It has a huge, spotty neck.

Oh I know what it is, 

It's floating toward the moon.

It's a giraffe from Africa,

And it's trapped in a balloon! 

ELETELPHONY By Laura Richards.

Once there was an elephant,

Who tried to use the telephant -

No! No! I mean an elephant

Who tried to use the telephone -

(Dear me! I am not certain quite

That even now I've get it right.)

How it was, he got his trunk

Entangled in the telephone;

The more he tried to get it free,

The louder buzzed the telephee-

(I fear I'd better drop the song

Of elephop and telephone!)